just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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