You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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