My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Someone shit on the floor
organizing the empties. That sober.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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