I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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