We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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