dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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