Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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