The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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