So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize