Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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