whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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