And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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