haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
my sisters under your porch take her home
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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