Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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