if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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