THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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