If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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