yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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