You're so nebulous sometimes
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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