That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
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I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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