i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My sheets look like a crime scene.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
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Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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