I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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