Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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