wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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