he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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