i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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