saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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