I heard we made out
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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