Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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