the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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