I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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