congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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