You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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