I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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