She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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