i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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