can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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