let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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