she looked like the before picture.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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