so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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