I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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