Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Randomize