I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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