I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You smell like stripper and shame
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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