we have officially lost it.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
handjob tips. give me some.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Then you guys just all showered together...?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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