remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
the room spins SO much faster in panama
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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