i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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