a queef is a wish your heart makes.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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