have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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