That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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